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cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

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eroto-manic:

if u turn the volume down during the loud part of the song ur wEAK

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it

deucebasket:

I wonder who first saw a horse and said “dude I want to sit on that thing and make it take me places”

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