when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
Sassy as fuck
This. This right here.
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
I REALLY LOVE THE LOOK ON PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
OMG IM SORYR I CANT
You can pinpoint the exact second their lives flash before their eyes.
I will love this forever!!!